the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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