Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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