her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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