we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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