Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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