Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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