so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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