Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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