NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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