sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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