so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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