And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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