i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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