She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well I can't set my house on fire every night
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I enjoy the company of your penis
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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