Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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