Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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