my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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