Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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