i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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