so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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