I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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