VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
