Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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