i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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