fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
What a dumb baby whore.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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