It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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