her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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