I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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