i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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