We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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