i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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