Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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