How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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