as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
i think i just naturally attract stoners
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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