I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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