Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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