Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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