I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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