Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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