FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
