Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
my shit smells like andre
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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