So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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