Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
