I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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