I think I won the penis lottery.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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