We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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