If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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