i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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