i just wanna soil my oats bro
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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