is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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