whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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