So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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