ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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