He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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