My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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